Post by big_in_japannot in order of significance.
1. its government is a tool of big business
2. big business is steering the society the wrong way
3. people are exploited and are tools of big business
4. the people don't know they are being used as tool, but many even enjoy
it and strive to be the best tool possible. (because of biased
media and politician's lies)
5. the people still think USA is utopia (because of biased media and
politician's lies)
6. there is so much wealth in this nation which does not account for
ordinary standard of living here.
7. the Bush administration is cutting overtime pay, allowing more
pollution, and giving corporations more power
8. the government essentially does nothing but goes back and forth from
people's interests to corporate
interests.
9. the people here are so much in disagreement with each other in so many
aspects, racially, politically,
religion, that nobody sees the real problems.
10. many people just don't care about politics anymore and have turned to
the culture of empty entertainment. Celebrity obsession, sports
fanaticism..
Better yet, here are 100 (LEGITIMATE) reasons why foreigners suck:
1. They smell.
2. They don't bathe.
3. They don't use deodorant.
4. They have pit stains on all their clothes.
5. They have gay accents when they try to speak English.
6. They have delusions that their accents make them "sexy".
7. They have B.O.
8. They think B.O. smells good.
9. Hairy pits.
10. Their music sucks.
11. They eat cow balls, snails, and rats and consider it a "delicacy".
12. They're xenophobes.
13. They hate America just because we're more successful than they
are.
14. They hate America just because it's the "in thing" to do.
15. They get 1.2 channels on TV (all staticy).
16. They're wusses.
17. They whine.
18. They can't get enough of our pop culture (even though they hate us
so much).
19. They're inbred since there's NO genetic diversity in their
countries.
20. ROYAL FAMILIES.
21. Half of them are run by facist dictators.
22. The other half are run by communists.
23. "Holier-than-thou" attitudes.
24. They think they're SOOOOO much smarter than Americans.
25. They are too afraid to stand up for what's right (fighting
terrorism, ousting Saddam Hussein, etc)
26. They're snotty and arrogant.
27. They're all pervs.
28. Backwards.
29. Like 75% of all Americans have internet access...foreigners, about
2%, if that.
30. They complain about our medical system but all their leaders flock
here for emergency surgeries.
31. They complain that our education system sucks, but all their
leaders come to America to get their degrees.
32. They're hypocrites with their love-hate relationship for us.
33. They're happy about 9/11.
34. They mock and ridicule George Bush, Bill Clinton and all our other
leaders for their mistakes, but their leaders are all sucky little
pointless nobodies that no one would care about if they dropped dead
tomorrow.
35. America is the reason why any other country on earth is successful
or prosperous or is moving ahead, and they won't admit it.
36. They live here and even become citizens but still talk about going
back to "their country" whenever they return to their original
country.
37. They encourage their 100% AMERICAN, American-born kids to ALSO
refer to their original country as "my country".
38. They can't get enough of our movies and entertainment.
39. They gossip about OUR celebrities and OUR leaders because theirs
are all too boring.
40. WTF don't they know how to build a shower correctly?
41. Their cities are overcrowded, overpolluted, and disgusting, but
they accuse US of ruining the environment.
42. They smoke.
43. They're legally allowed to do drugs that are illegal here (and the
BENEFITS of this are....????).
44. All their drugs and cigarettes pollute the world even MORE.
45. They can't drive for shit.
46. They like to try to run people over with their cars (especially
Americans).
47. They are jealous of our economy.
48. They claim our economy sucks, but if we ever enter another
depression, they're ALL coming with us and they know it.
49. They're all bisexual.
50. They have legalized prostitution.
51. After complaining about how much we suck, they all vacation here
whenever possible (IF they haven't already MOVED here).
52. They have grafitti everywhere.
53. They have no traffic laws.
54. They basically have NO LAWS, period.
55. They still use aerosol cans.
56. They still eat red meat on a regular basis.
57. They grant safe haven to American wanted criminals (including
terrorists).
58. They freak out everytime they have an earthquake.
59. They can't figure out how to grow enough food to support
themselves.
60. Half of them are run by gangs, tribes, organized crime, druglords,
and/or pimps.
61. They ENCOURAGE all of the above in their countries.
62. Their hotels are disgusting.
63. Their hotel pools have things floating in them.
64. Their "drinking water" isn't safe to drink.
65. They think all Americans are stupid, but when they encounter a
smart one all their anti-American shit seems to disappear (because
they KNOW that the American would know that they have NO case).
66. They're ignorant and dumb, but tell themselves they're not just to
feel better.
67. They're tools.
68. They actually try to argue that their country is somehow better
than ours, which is like trying to argue that Camryn Manheim weighs
less than Calista Flockhart.
69. They want the U.N. to favor us less, but WHO is the one handing
out the money (not to mention the land) to the U.N.?
70. They all pretend that Palestine is a real country, just to avoid
Muslim terrorist bombings.
71. They pretend Israel's not, for the same reasons.
72. We have to donate money EVERY TIME they have a
famine/earthquake/war/plague/food
shortage/typhoon/hurricane/blizzard/volcano/flood/hail
storm/drought/thunderstorm/light drizzle, and we're encouraged to do
so every Halloween from like the age 3.
73. They're ungrateful for all our donated money.
74. None of THEM donated US money on 9/11.
75. They only called to offer condolences because they know Bush'd go
apeshit on their countries and puny leaders, if not (look at Saddam &
Mullah Omar).
76. They're scared of us.
77. They want our money.
78. They want our freedoms.
79. They're the terrorists' bitches.
80. They close down their banks to Americans on days their economy is
doing bad.
81. They lie to Americans.
82. They gyp us out of money by using FRAUDULENT conversion tactics.
83. They think we don't realize it, but really WE don't think that 3
cents is really that much money to argue over.
84. They shit in holes.
85. They don't mow their lawns and think we're vain because we do.
86. They celebrated on 9/11.
87. 9/11 was the happiest day of their lives.
88. They get porno channels with their standard basic TV lineup.
89. They think Saddam Hussein is a "nice man".
90. They're always quick to remind us of our past sins, but refuse to
acknowledge or even admit their own.
91. They don't know how to build spacecraft.
92. They support terrorism.
93. LOW literacy rates.
94. Women are treated as sub-standard to men.
95. Anyone from outside the country is shunned upon moving into the
country.
96. Their languages are SO pointless and unnecessary for people to
know in year 2002.
97. They're all either fanatical, terroristic, racist, anti-U.S.,
conservative warmongers or fanatical, racist, anti-U.S. liberals who
think "we can all just get along" without confrontation.
98. They're all living in a fantasy world.
99. They all wish they could live here but realize how much it sucks
that they can't.
100. They don't know how to count to 100 (we do).