PMD
2003-09-15 15:19:04 UTC
I attacked and took over two countries.
I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US
Treasury.
I shattered the record for the biggest annual
deficit in history (not
easy!).
I set an economic record for the most personal
bankruptcies filed in any 12
month period.
I set all-time record for the biggest drop in
the
history of the stock
market.
I am the first president in decades to execute a
federal prisoner.
In my first year in office I set the all-time
record for most days on
vacation by any president in US history (tough
to
beat my dad's, but I
did).
After taking the entire month of August off for
vacation, I presided over
the worst security failure in US history.
I set the record for most campaign fund raising
trips by any president in
US history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million
Americans lost their jobs.
I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work
Americans than any other
president in US history.
I set the all-time record for most real estate
foreclosures in a 12-month
period.
I appointed more convicted criminals to
administration positions than any
president in US history.
I set the record for the fewest press
conferences
of any president, since
the advent of TV.
I signed more laws and executive orders amending
the Constitution than any
other US president in history.
I presided over the biggest energy crises in US
history and refused to
intervene when corruption was revealed.
I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
I set the all-time record for most people
worldwide to simultaneously take
to the streets to protest me (15 million
people),
shattering the record for
protest against any person in the history of
mankind.
I dissolved more international treaties than any
president in US history.
I've made my presidency the most secretive and
unaccountable of any in US
history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in US history.
(The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice,
has a Chevron oil tanker
named after her.)
I am the first president in US history to have
all 50 states of the Union
simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
I presided over the biggest corporate stock
market fraud in any market in
any country in the history of the world.
I am the first president in US history to order
a
US attack AND military
occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so
against the will of the
United Nations and the vast majority of the
international community.
I have created the largest government department
bureaucracy in the history
of the United States, called the "Bureau of
Homeland Security"(only one
letter away from BS).
I set the all-time record for biggest annual
budget spending increases,
more than any other president in US history
(Ronnie was tough to beat, but
I did it!!).
I am the first president in US history to compel
the United Nations remove
the US from the Human Rights Commission.
I am the first president in US history to have
the United Nations remove
the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
I removed more checks and balances, and have the
least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential
administration in US history.
I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to US
prisoners of war and by default
no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
I am the first president in US history to refuse
United Nations election
inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
I am the all-time US (and world) record holder
for most corporate campaign
donations.
The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign,
who is also one of my best
friends, presided over one of the largest
corporate bankruptcy frauds in
world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron
Corporation).
I spent more money on polls and focus groups
than
any president in US
history.
I am the first president to run and hide when
the
US came under attack (and
then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air
Force 1)
I am the first US president to establish a
secret
shadow government.
I took the world's sympathy for the US after
9/11, and in less than a year
made the US the most resented country in the
world (possibly the biggest
diplomatic failure in US and world history).
I am the first US president in history to have a
majority of the people of
Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest
threat to world peace and
stability.
I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals
to be awarded government contracts.
I set the all-time record for the number of
administration appointees who violated US law by
not selling their huge investments in
corporations bidding for gov't contracts.
I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties
for Americans than any
other president in US history.
I entered office with the strongest economy in
US
history and in less than
two years turned every single economic category
heading straight down.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one
conviction for drunk driving in
Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and
is not available).
I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted
the military during time of war.
I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any
questions about drug use.
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas
have been spirited away to my
fathers library, sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my
insider trading or bankrupt
companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable
for public view.
All minutes of meetings of any public
corporation
for which I served on the
board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my
VP)
attended regarding public
energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public review.
(Note: this information should be useful to
voters in the 2004 election.
Circulate to as many citizens you think would be
helped to be reminded
about this record)
I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US
Treasury.
I shattered the record for the biggest annual
deficit in history (not
easy!).
I set an economic record for the most personal
bankruptcies filed in any 12
month period.
I set all-time record for the biggest drop in
the
history of the stock
market.
I am the first president in decades to execute a
federal prisoner.
In my first year in office I set the all-time
record for most days on
vacation by any president in US history (tough
to
beat my dad's, but I
did).
After taking the entire month of August off for
vacation, I presided over
the worst security failure in US history.
I set the record for most campaign fund raising
trips by any president in
US history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million
Americans lost their jobs.
I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work
Americans than any other
president in US history.
I set the all-time record for most real estate
foreclosures in a 12-month
period.
I appointed more convicted criminals to
administration positions than any
president in US history.
I set the record for the fewest press
conferences
of any president, since
the advent of TV.
I signed more laws and executive orders amending
the Constitution than any
other US president in history.
I presided over the biggest energy crises in US
history and refused to
intervene when corruption was revealed.
I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
I set the all-time record for most people
worldwide to simultaneously take
to the streets to protest me (15 million
people),
shattering the record for
protest against any person in the history of
mankind.
I dissolved more international treaties than any
president in US history.
I've made my presidency the most secretive and
unaccountable of any in US
history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in US history.
(The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice,
has a Chevron oil tanker
named after her.)
I am the first president in US history to have
all 50 states of the Union
simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
I presided over the biggest corporate stock
market fraud in any market in
any country in the history of the world.
I am the first president in US history to order
a
US attack AND military
occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so
against the will of the
United Nations and the vast majority of the
international community.
I have created the largest government department
bureaucracy in the history
of the United States, called the "Bureau of
Homeland Security"(only one
letter away from BS).
I set the all-time record for biggest annual
budget spending increases,
more than any other president in US history
(Ronnie was tough to beat, but
I did it!!).
I am the first president in US history to compel
the United Nations remove
the US from the Human Rights Commission.
I am the first president in US history to have
the United Nations remove
the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
I removed more checks and balances, and have the
least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential
administration in US history.
I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to US
prisoners of war and by default
no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
I am the first president in US history to refuse
United Nations election
inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
I am the all-time US (and world) record holder
for most corporate campaign
donations.
The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign,
who is also one of my best
friends, presided over one of the largest
corporate bankruptcy frauds in
world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron
Corporation).
I spent more money on polls and focus groups
than
any president in US
history.
I am the first president to run and hide when
the
US came under attack (and
then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air
Force 1)
I am the first US president to establish a
secret
shadow government.
I took the world's sympathy for the US after
9/11, and in less than a year
made the US the most resented country in the
world (possibly the biggest
diplomatic failure in US and world history).
I am the first US president in history to have a
majority of the people of
Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest
threat to world peace and
stability.
I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals
to be awarded government contracts.
I set the all-time record for the number of
administration appointees who violated US law by
not selling their huge investments in
corporations bidding for gov't contracts.
I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties
for Americans than any
other president in US history.
I entered office with the strongest economy in
US
history and in less than
two years turned every single economic category
heading straight down.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one
conviction for drunk driving in
Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and
is not available).
I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted
the military during time of war.
I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any
questions about drug use.
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas
have been spirited away to my
fathers library, sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my
insider trading or bankrupt
companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable
for public view.
All minutes of meetings of any public
corporation
for which I served on the
board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my
VP)
attended regarding public
energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public review.
(Note: this information should be useful to
voters in the 2004 election.
Circulate to as many citizens you think would be
helped to be reminded
about this record)